Somehow, I have become an amateur, and I do mean
amateur cake officianado. It started with a pink princess castle for my neice's 6th birthday. It was crumby and, in my opinion, a little store-bought-tasting, but it made Haley giggle so - worth it. I even candy-dipped various shapes of ice cream cones and fashioned them into towers and butresses. Unfortunately, the oh-so-professional shots of this "masterpiece" were lost in the great phone collapse of 2009. This has taught me the value of documenting the arc of my cake decorating proficiency on a more permanent, searchable media...the blog.
These pictures are of the cakes I did for my dad's 61st birthday/family vacation in Palm Springs. The first is of the
Almond-Chocolate-Coconut Monstrosity
Here's the recipe:
- 1 boxed Devils Food Cake mix, prepared to pour into pan
- 1 boxed Yellow Cake mix, prepared to pour into pan
- 1/2 cup of chopped roasted peanuts (lightly salted)
- 1/2 cup of flaked coconut
- 3 cans store-bought chocolate icing (not the whipped kind)
- 1 1/2 tsps of almond extract
Prepare the two cake batters in separate mixing bowls (you'll obviously need the eggs, oil, and water prescribed on the box).
Spray two identically shaped 9x13 pans with butter flavored cooking spray. Pour half of one batter into one pan and half of the other batter into the other pan. Use a 1/4 c. measuring cup to plop doses of the leftover batters into the opposing pans (i.e. drop yellow into the chocolate pan and chocolate into the yellow pan.) Then, take a butter knife and drag through the pans cross-ways then long-ways to create cool swirly patterns.
Bake, cool, and remove from pans according to box directions. When cool, use a long serrated knife to even the two cakes into flat, stackable layers. Each cake will be a layer. Place strips of parchment paper down around the edges of your cake plate, just under where the cake will lay to protect you from icing overage. Place one cake down. Stir 1/2 tsp of almond extract into each can of frosting. Generously frost just the top of this first layer. Sprinkle with peanuts then coconut. Put the second cake on top, bottom side up to create a smooth top. Frost the whole cake, top with peanuts and coconut. Add more if you want a lot of crunch. Remove the parchment strips and serve. Makes 20 generous servings.
Hint: Yes, this is a rip-off of a Semi-Homemade recipe from Sandra Lee. But who's family only has 8 people? Not mine. Her recipe had to be altered. Love you, Sandy!
Alternate Ending: I think it would have been really yummy with a raspberry extract in the frosting and some canned cherries instead of peanuts. This could really be done a million ways by changing the extracts and additions.
Well, kids can be picky, so I also made cupcakes in case coconut and almond extract were too fussy. So, the second "cake" was a collective of cupcakes decorated to resemble a golf course.
61st Hole Cupcakes
- 19 funfetti cupcakes (just because I know the kids like funfetti)
- 2 cans of vanilla frosting
- food coloring (getting the Wilton kind helps keep the consistency of the frosting right)
- Nilla Wafers
Directions:
Bake and cool cupcakes according to directions on the box. (Boxes typically make 24 cupcakes, so you'll have a snack while you work, or you could use all the cupcakes and create a more elaborate hole.) Crush 2-3 Nilla wafers in a resealable bag. Frost a couple cupcakes with the white frosting and top with your Nilla "sand." Tint some frosting a watery blue and frost a few cupcakes to be the water hazard. Tint the remainder of the frosing a bright green and frost the rest of the cupcakes. Place them all together to fashion your golf course. Add more dark green coloring to your green frosting to make the color for the "rough." Load that into a gallon-sized resealable bag and snip a small hole. Using this dark green color, pipe an outline for your fairway, crossing from cupcake to cupcake to start making it look like one "cake." Now fill in everywhere that is the rough with a quick zig-zag motion to create manicured grass. It doesn't have to be perfect, it's grass for heaven's sake. Make sure you outline the sandtrap and water hazard with a little grass too.
Extra touch: I glued two flag-shaped pieces of paper to the non-pointy end of a toothpick and wrote "61" for my dad's birthday. This could obviously be changed to any number. I stuck a mini chocolate chip (point down) where the hole should be and planted the flag next to it. Then a white non-pariel went down at the tee. It was proportional, but a little hard to see. Maybe a little less accurate and a little more visibility next time.
This post is dedicated to my mom. She would have been 61 today. And to Sheila Hooper who went to party it up with Mom and Jesus a year ago. We miss you both. Save the Tatas!
I usually inject my turkey with a concoction of honey and soy sauce, but this year, I used a Sandra Lee recipe to brine my turkey. Yummy! It was by far the juiciest turkey I have ever made.
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